"what’s your favorite game?"
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
white people talking about other ethnicities be like
white people talking about themselves be like
when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side
when ur friend makes u look dumb in front of your crush
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
pro-lifers: why would you have sex if you’re not willing to face the consequences?!?